Pokemon Go Is Humanity's Saviour

Pokemon Go Is Humanity’s Saviour

Pokemon Go is upon us and overnight swarms of humans, previously used to wasting their lives staring at their phones on couches playing Candy Crush, have starting wasting their lives walking the streets staring at their phones looking for dragons….

Sending Flowers To A Girl's Workplace

Sending Flowers To A Girl’s Workplace

We at the Bear typically advise against what those in the pickup industry would define as the ultimate ‘AFC’ act: sending flowers to a girl’s workplace. We’ve seen it in the movies: a guy who struck out with the girl…

When a narcissist dies

When a narcissist dies

We’ve been through most of the life cycle of the narcissist on this blog. When they get sick, when they get fat, when they get angry…and we aren’t done yet. There comes a time, however, when the cycle comes to an…

Blaming Victim Blaming

Blaming Victim Blaming

Let us start by saying that we at the Bear are massive believers in women’s rights and equality. Anything that helps the fairer sex close the gap on…well..us is fine in our book. Having said that, the concept of ‘victim…

Are You A Brexit Denier?

Are You A Brexit Denier?

The #Brexit results are in…and the Brits have voted to leave the EU as though it were a much older husband with a gambling problem and a predilection for overweight prostitutes. As night follows day, howls of outrage hit the Twittersphere immediately…

Signs your girlfriend could be a Witch

Signs your girlfriend could be a Witch

*I’d also like to advise that if you discover that your girlfriend is a witch, burning her at the stake is illegal in most non-Islamic countries and will result in life imprisonment (or in Australia, 7-9 years).   Some girls…

Game of Groans - 'Criticism is coming'

Game of Groans – ‘Criticism is coming’

I have some news, some terrible news. It appears that Benoiff and Weiss have been sent to the Wall – the creative wall. This is the place where creatively bankrupt writers go to live out their days writing bad poetry,…

The Receding Bearline - When Men Lose Their Mojo

The Receding Bearline – When Men Lose Their Mojo

It’s hard for some to pick the point when a man has lost his mojo, but as night follows day there comes a point where a guy can go from slick man about town to honorary depressing old man. Typically…

Why Men Move Overseas

Why Men Move Overseas

It’s long been common for men in their 20s and 30s to move overseas. While many will trot out the usual trite explanations like they need to ‘find themselves’ or ‘career advancement’, there are many other reasons men move overseas. This…

How To Get A Girl To Like You

How To Get A Girl To Like You

Our guest shrink posts her thoughts on getting a girl to like you. If this derails your efforts, don’t blame the Bear! This was reportedly one of 2015’s most Googled questions, presumably because it is so difficult to answer. Whether…