Are You A Brexit Denier?

The #Brexit results are in…and the Brits have voted to leave the EU as though it were a much older husband with a gambling problem and a predilection for overweight prostitutes. As night follows day, howls of outrage hit the Twittersphere immediately…

Signs your girlfriend could be a Witch

*I’d also like to advise that if you discover that your girlfriend is a witch, burning her at the stake is illegal in most non-Islamic countries and will result in life imprisonment (or in Australia, 7-9 years).   Some girls…

Game of Groans - 'Criticism is coming'

I have some news, some terrible news. It appears that Benoiff and Weiss have been sent to the Wall – the creative wall. This is the place where creatively bankrupt writers go to live out their days writing bad poetry,…

The Receding Bearline - When Men Lose Their Mojo

It’s hard for some to pick the point when a man has lost his mojo, but as night follows day there comes a point where a guy can go from slick man about town to honorary depressing old man. Typically…

Why Men Move Overseas

It’s long been common for men in their 20s and 30s to move overseas. While many will trot out the usual trite explanations like they need to ‘find themselves’ or ‘career advancement’, there are many other reasons men move overseas. This…

How To Get A Girl To Like You

Our guest shrink posts her thoughts on getting a girl to like you. If this derails your efforts, don’t blame the Bear! This was reportedly one of 2015’s most Googled questions, presumably because it is so difficult to answer. Whether…

Ending A Friendship

Ending a friendship is an awkward experience for all but the most hardened readers. There comes a time when you need to cut the cord on a friendship that just ain’t doing it for you. How to do it is…

Why Hens Parties Usually Suck

Ever found that a much-hyped hens party turns out to be a letdown? After our recent take down on bucks parties in Why Bucks Parties Usually Suck, it’d be positively sexist not to have a crack at hens nights as well….

Why we love to shoot the messenger

Winston Churchill famously commented that man’s favourite activities are war and gardening. He neglected to mention something else though. Man has always loved to shoot the messenger. Before we delve into why we love to attack those people who warn…

How morons fix the problems in their lives

Many men, upon reaching the ripe age of 28, experience what’s commonly known as a ‘quarter-life crisis’ (or a third life crisis) They assess their life, realise that they’ve spent many of their best years languishing in a loveless relationship and…